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Game Haiku – 5/13/16 – Dodgers 8, Cards 4

So messy, like they
tried to eat batting helmet
nachos with no hands.

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Game Haiku – 5/12/16 – Cards 12, Angels 10

Cat runs across the
field. Many cross the plate – more
Cards than Angels. Sweep!

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Game Haiku – 5/11/16 – Cards 5, Angels 2

Garcia gives up
two-run homer yet avoids
earned run. He’s that good!

Game Haiku – 5/10/16 – Cards 8, Angels 1

Phew! Leake finally
gets his first win, backed by four
homers (two from Carp).

Game Haiku – 5/8/16 – Pirates 10, Cards 5

Wacha starts well but
falters. Bucks batter Bowman.
Let’s blame the pink cleats.

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Game Haiku 5/7/16 – Cards 6, Pirates 4

Wainwright’s smooth after
a shaky first. Teams trade runs
’til Carp’s walk off blast.

Game Haiku – 5/6/16 -Pirates 4, Cards 2

Kang debuts with two
homers. Martinez exits
early with fatigue.

Game Haiku 5/5/16 – Cards 4, Phillies 0

Garcia is back!
Piscotty’s two-run double,
diving catch seal win.

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Game Haiku – 5/4/16 – Cards 5, Phillies 4

As Madonna said,
“Holliday! Celebrate!” – it’s
a walk-off winner!

Game Haiku – 5/2/16 – Cards 10, Phillies 3

Waino can give up
three runs per game if he keeps
replacing them. Deal?

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