Game Haiku – 5/24/16 – Cubs 12, Cards 3

Wacha gives up six
runs in the first. Our starters
don’t give us a chance.

Game Haiku – 5/23/16 – Cards 4, Cubs 3

Gatorade rains down
on Grichuk after his walk-
off blast. Cards beat Cubs!

Game Haiku – 5/22/16 – Dbacks 7, Cards 2

Garcia implodes.
Moss homer is only bright
spot. Our pitching sucks.

Game Haiku – 5/21/16 – Cards 6, Dbacks 2

Three homers support
a stellar Leake, but Rosey?
Uh, that boy ain’t right.

Game Haiku – 5/20/16 – Dbacks 11, Cards 7

Tejada pitched? Uh…
Clasp your Yadi gnome. Forget
game where you got it.

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Game Haiku – 5/19/16 – Cards 13, Rockies 7

Thirteen-run blitzkrieg
led by Carp doesn’t hide fact:
Wacha is struggling.

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Game Haiku – 5/18/16 – Cards 2, Rockies 0

Waino’s swag is back.
Shutout. Holliday’s two-run
double proves enough.

Game Haiku – 5/17/16 – Rockies 3, Cards 1

Garcia’s not quite
himself, and Bettis proves too
tough. Homecoming spoiled.

5/15/16 – Cards 5, Dodgers 2

A close duel by Wood
and Leake, ’til Yadi’s pinch hit
double cues rally.

Game Haiku – 5/14/16 – Dodgers 5, Cards 3

Hazelbaker hits
homer; Kazmir can’t complete
game. It’s not enough.

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